*Extra* *Extra* First post from FW**C

*Free ------------------------- College News*

News you won't hear anywhere else

(unless you live in G**n Hall)

All things FW**C. That is how I would describe this blog. It will be open, frank (ha, I believe that makes me up by one David), and honest.

People in the News
First of all, Akers, no. no. no. Going on a date with Ashley * Gladson is not the way to rebound your dating career....

David-- I am unable to post what I want to say about you because I want to retain my manhood and not get punched in the ---face---. Therefore, I am clearly going against what I said in the third sentence of the blog... what a way to start it off. I will say *You know what I'm talking about*. Jeremy knows too....

Jeremy-- *-Edited due to ill feelings and hatred towards myself. Its not worth losing a friend over.

Jacob R-- I love you. Who can say anything bad about you?

Jarred-- ha. Don't get me started... (maybe when I have more time)

Hannah-- LOL. ( I can't wait until I can talk about Hannah in-depth)

Current Events

-G**n Hall gets new shower buddy

G**n hall received an unexpected visitor yesterday as news unfolded that someone had used the bathroom, in the bathroom. What is so newsworthy about this everyday occurrence? The fact that instead of walking into the bathroom Stall and doing their business, they decided it would be more convenient to use the shower. However, as news unfolded late last night, revelations that it may in fact be dog pooh surfaced. We are seeking to find the facts in this case and will bring you more as events unravel.
As news currently unfolds, it has been discovered that Ashley G. may have used the restroom in the shower. At least that is what she was saying at lunch. More information to come.

-Mr. Leroy Forlines delivers message

Mr. Forlines spoke to the Pastoral Ministry students this morning. His topic was well chosen. "Why women find it hard to cope with having their innocence taken at an early age." One of the more eventful times in Pastoral Ministry was the reading of Tanya Tuckers, "Whats Your mamma's name, Child". It's good to hear these things, a lot of guys need to hear that they need to remain pure-- especially for their girlfriends sake. The lyrics are as follows:

What's your mama's name, child?

What's your mama's name.

Thirty some odd years ago, a young man came to Memphis.

Asking 'bout a rose that used to blossom in his world.

People never too the time to mind the young man's questions,

Until one day they heard him ask a little green-eyed girl:

What's your mama's name, child?

What's your mama's name?

Does she ever talk about a place called New Orleans.

Has she ever mentioned a man named Buford Wilson?

What's your mama's name, child?

What's your mama's name?

Twenty some off years ago, a drunkard down in Memphis,

Lost a month of life in labour to the county jail.

Just because he asked a little green-eyed girl a question,

And offered her a nickel's worth of candy if she'd tell.

A year and some odd days ago, an old man died in Memphis.

Just another wayward soul, the county'd had to pay.

Inside the old man's ragged coat, they found a faded letter.

It said: "You have a daughter and her eyes are Wilson green.

"What's your mama's name, child?

What's your mama's name?

Does she ever talk about a place called New Orleans.

Has she ever mentioned a man named Buford Wilson?

What's your mama's name, child?

What's your mama's name?

What's your mama's name, child?

What's your mama's name?

And on that note (get it, note.) We will wait until further news comes our way. This is JL saying, goodbye.

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