*Extra* *Extra* Vol. 1 Post 2
FW**C News
People in the News
Jeremy Cr… *-Edited for offensive material. No further posts on Jeremy Cr...
Jared- *****************************************************************
Jacob—Hope you get to feeling better…
David—Ha. You are pretty funny you know that? You are probably the only person at this school who is known as “the g*y friend” and you aren’t even gay this semester! I could understand if this were last year and you were gay [during that day or so] again—but not this year. How oddly ironic that girls would find you to be their confidant and friend when you don’t even drive a Dodge Stratus.
Ricky Hogue— *************************
This is a shout out to all of my Christian Education/Youth Ministry ‘friends’. I would just like to say that being at that meeting [for the day of prayer nonetheless] was worse than being at a Cardinals game (in St. Louis) wearing a Cubs shirt. Don’t get me wrong, I thought the actual scripture/prayer was better than last year’s PT meeting—but the first few minutes of anti-Pastoral ministry was enough to turn me off to YMs.
Hannah—David doesn’t drive a Lexus.
Jared- *****************************************************************
Jacob—Hope you get to feeling better…
David—Ha. You are pretty funny you know that? You are probably the only person at this school who is known as “the g*y friend” and you aren’t even gay this semester! I could understand if this were last year and you were gay [during that day or so] again—but not this year. How oddly ironic that girls would find you to be their confidant and friend when you don’t even drive a Dodge Stratus.
Ricky Hogue— *************************
This is a shout out to all of my Christian Education/Youth Ministry ‘friends’. I would just like to say that being at that meeting [for the day of prayer nonetheless] was worse than being at a Cardinals game (in St. Louis) wearing a Cubs shirt. Don’t get me wrong, I thought the actual scripture/prayer was better than last year’s PT meeting—but the first few minutes of anti-Pastoral ministry was enough to turn me off to YMs.
Hannah—David doesn’t drive a Lexus.
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Jared Austin's Datable scale:
As of 1:01 am - 2-16-05
I should probably clarify my position on “Leagues” before I continue. I am a firm supporter in ‘leagues’. It helps people realize where their boundaries are and helps them not to cross over and get embarrassed. Now, I will have to leave room for exceptions. If a girl asks you to “talk”, “play ping-pong”, “go study [really study, not make-out]”, “touch your arm”, “say hello”, or “kick you”, then the girl must want you…badly (isn’t that right Jared?)…
Hannah P.- played ping-pong, touched his shoe, said hello
8 of 10
Christina C.- said hello, played ping-pong, walked in front of him
8.5 of 10
Jill M.- went on date, said hello, said "huh" and "what" more than 20 times
7.35 of 10
Leslie M.- said hello, gave impression that he had a chance, smiles in his direction
8.97 of 10
David J.- talks to him on regular basis, played ping-pong with him, says hello, includes him in various activities
9.315 of 10
Karen B.- totally ignores him, rejected him 100%
9.9 of 10
posted by J Lane at
10:48 PM
4 Comments:
You can say whatever you want Jamie. You have freedom of speech by the constitution of the United States of America. If people don't know that this is all in fun, then they are pretty retarded. I'm just waiting until you get something on me...i'll still love you though.
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Anonymous, at 8:57 AM
I LOVE RYAN AKERS!
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Anonymous, at 4:00 PM
very entertaining guys, I do have to say that most of the posts are quite humorous. It's a shame you had to re-edit some the best comments though.
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Lance Williams, at 9:25 AM
Ha Jamie...sooo funny. ;)
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