Leaving the party

Well, I believe that is time to announce to those faithful readers that I am leaving the party. Thats right, the Republican party. It is no longer the party of the Christian white Americans, but of "Conservative values" it is no longer the party of higher wage earners, but of the "compassionate lower class".

I have started my own party called "NAFW*" (National Association of **** **** Bap****). A party of white Christian Americans, a party of higher tithers.

I urge all of my fellow Americans to join me in an effort to register as many people as possible for our new party.

You see... Our dreams are like our children. They need to be fed and nourished.